February 2012
textposter:
Harvard University of YOLOgical Science
david karp JUST LEAVE THE LAYOUTS ALONE OK
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why are sit ups called crunches they sound like crunchies
how are you meant to get a flat stomach doing exercises that sound like chocolate bars
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whats the point of sly digging people or calling them ugly or whatever i just unfollow people and forget they exist
people who put ‘drinking tea’ as their hobbies in their bios
wow you’re so cool!!1
“suck my dick!”
– quirky, unique, cute and hilarious girls :P (via shorturl)
at least my mum will still love me if i end up bald
my hair is falling out im falling to pieces this is the end
why did chris brown get all haps when he got his grammy
milli vanilli got a grammy
gurl u kno its gurl u know its
Science Joke #5676
geneticdisorder:
membranes:
geneticdisorder:
membranes:
geneticdisorder:
“do you have any sodium bromide?” ”NaBrO”
what do u do with a dead chemist?
barium
An armed madman broke into a lab Argon did not react
a neutron walks into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic, he asks how much
the barman says
” no charge”
What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?...
the first time i see a boys penis i probably wont even react cos i’ve spent so long scrolling down the dashboard and seeing porn
or i might burst out laughing
sigh
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Science Joke #5676
geneticdisorder:
“do you have any sodium bromide?” ”NaBrO”
what do u do with a dead chemist?
barium
toddflanders:
i have to laugh at how unattractive i am or i would cry
a plastic surgery twitter account followed me ruude
inotrope:
reblog if ur icon is u
im a beautiful goddess
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can i just be a snake snakes peel off a layer of skin and have a nice new one underneath that’d be nice
cant deal with looking like a pizza that someones dropped on the floor and got covered in hair
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note to the next boy who tries to go out with me dont tell me im basically the ugliest girl you’ve liked cos even if you try to be nice after its still a parr
whoever just liked my post is ghostnoting im sorry...
why do u think going “you’re not the best looking girl i’ve been with but the one i’ve wanted the most” will make me like you because it doesnt ok
