May 2013
this sub is about to embark on its maiden voyage - throws 6 inch spicy italian in the sea-
Gordon Ramsey and Bear Grylls are contestants on the same episode of Come Dine With Me. Bear Grylls serves a plate of raw zebra testicles, flamegrilled grubs and seared antelope shit.Gordon picks up a zebra testicle and squeezes it in his hand, zebra cum squirts everywhere. He bangs his fist on the table and screams. “ITS RAW!! ITS FUCKING RAAWW YOU IDIOT” into Bear’s face.
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“i’ll have a large portion of chips and a saveloy please”
-i pick up a chip only to scream in pain as my left finger bubbles and dissolves because i am a snail-
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Mostly us bullying Cara...
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how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
first episode of my new podcast, follow the...
April 2013
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none of these songs make sense together idk
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if i could sing i would sing ALL THE TIME if i could rap i’d only speak in rhyme.
the world is lucky i have no musical talent
March 2013
