February 2012
wraptext:
i’m really funny everybody laugh
nsect:
well you know that old saying “tell me i’m pretty or i’ll carve your initials into my thigh”
dumping someone by text is harder than it sounds
WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO DUMP SOMEONE AND THEY WONT LISTEN TO YOU OMG
finding it so hard to choose a firm and insurance choice help omg
-inertia:
blogs obviously run by middle schoolers called things like “tan-hot-hipsters” with pictures of thirteen year-old girls wearing litas and crop tops while looking like baby prostitutes really bother me for some reason. like I want to link some that I stumbled upon but I don’t want to be a cyber bully.
unloveable bloggers network
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imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
what is the point of an open relationship
why dont you just be fuck buddies or go out with each other properly
janesexual replied to your post: life goals
u’ll CHOKE
I’ll die trying!!
life goals
break the world record for the number of marshmallows stuffed into mouth
????
win the lottery
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i’m going to start jogging
or join a gym
idk im getting flabby
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me and my friend were in lewisham earlier and some woman walked past us and was like “JESUS LOVES YOU BOTH! DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?? HAVE YOU ACCEPTED OUR LORD INTO YOUR LIFE”
erm
two weeks exactly till january results get released
fuck
karrueche tran must hate rihanna lolol
you know whats annoying
opening food
eating some
and then realising you dont even want it
does anyone want half a crunchie bar
its finally warm enough to go outside without a coat i love life rn
why did god invent hangnails
marththebland:
guess which of these are hunger games characters and which are names i just made up
peeta
rasco
wiress
salron
beetee
paylor
polta
bim
i already forgot which ones were the real ones
